Phat Wednesday Chainless A-Line Fancy Dress Race. I’ve won the fancy dress component of this race for two years previously so I had pressure to step up my game this year. Unfortunately with my hectic work schedule I had nothing this year…literally.

I came second to Ryan who dressed as a cunt. Well deserved win. Look at how gnarly that vagina looks. This is honestly the highlight of my year every year. This year everybody dressed up and the ensuing party was amazing. Some people discredit Whistler and call it Hollywood but if you were there last night you would have to disagree and say that times like these are defining moments in the history of good times. I love Whistler so hard.