MUST WATCH: Abstract – A Netflix Docu-series

This is a must-watch documentary series for anyone even remotely interested in design. In fact, if you’re inspired by the passion and backstory of creative people then this is the show for you. Each episode of Abstract aims to take the viewer into the worldview of designers with very different backgrounds and who use different…

Female Rights And The ISN

The following is another on of my Dirt Magazine Whistler Diaries column. This one was scribbled in 2010 so some of the references are a little obsolete – which kinda works with the subject matter, actually – but I was reading Cam McRae’s piece about standards and built-in obsolescence in the bike industry on NSMB.com and…

The Crankworx Survival Guide

Crankworx is coming. It might only be February but plans are already afoot for Whistler’s biggest festival. This year I’ve taken over the running of Deep Summer and Dirt Diaries, as well as devising the most efficient way of destroying the spirits’ of riders at the Enduro World Series race that takes place during Crankworx.…

IKAM

IKAM is a small run, low budget magazine that myself, Grant Robinson, Jon Matlock and a host of inspired, passionate and exceptionally talented contributors collaborated on this summer. It wasn’t a business model or a moneymaking scheme just a creative outlet for people who are fed up with the lack of creativity and stifling templates…

Chromag Bikes Show ‘n’ Shine

Each summer Chromag Bikes hold a Show ‘n’ Shine event where owners attempt to win the coveted Best In Show award. Well, not every owner goes for the win. While some people spend months putting together a fresh, beautiful bike or coming up with an equally impressive way of displaying their bike (think peepshow, full…

The Things I’ve Learned

Twenty years of biking has taught me this: Keep your house in order. Learn how to maintain the trails you have. Sure, build new trail if you really need it but don’t forget to keep what you have tidy. Learn to corner, it will make your life better. Always reserve the right to maintain a…

What Is BMX?

Roller-blading CrossFit Bicycle Motocross It’s all amazing. It takes all sorts to make the world go round. I just know where I’d like to go on holiday on that planet.

Why Hans Rey Is The Greatest Of All Time…Maybe

By Seb Kemp Who is the greatest mountain biker of all time? Tomac? Lopes? Peaty? Vouilloz? Overend? Chausson? While all of these candidates have the qualifications and qualities to take the position, I believe considering only these nominees demonstrates a narrow assumption of what constitutes “great.” My nomination for the greatest mountain biker ever is…

The Smell Of Disgust

The above image of @amarcoux reading the one existing copy of the June issue of Bike Magazine was tweeted by @morga_deth. On the cover you might be able to read the words ‘NEW ZEALAND’ and if you had Adrian’s view you might be able to read that the chap on the cover is me. The…

First Time’s A Charm

It happened at long last. I rode singletrack. Eleven weeks may not seem that long, but if you think that the whole of May, June and most of July was spent missing out on all the days riding and funning that could be had then it might start to feel longer. But trust me, it…

Trail Beta

World Affairs The singletrack riders guide to the galaxy…or maybe just some parts of New Zealand. I am besotted with New Zealand. I have been coming here for a whole bunch of years to escape from the perils of winter (it’s on the other half of the world innit) and each year I love this…

LumberJackasses

2FLAT was extremely honored to be approached by The Ride Journal to provide some words for their latest issue. Editor Phil Diprose wanted a story about the North Shore trails to accompany some photos by Dan Barham. The photos were of old and decrepit wood stunts – dinosaurs as it were – and it was…

Globalisation Of Contentment

As well as the short essay, Peak Travel, we “blogged” about the other day, 2FLAT’s Seb Kemp also has a story about Nepal in the latest issue of Spoke Magazine. Except it isn’t the usual travel story or adventure tale, but rather a musing on our modern world in a time of global homogeneity, credit…

GHOST ROAD

We were sent this excerpt of a Kennet Brothers tale by Caleb Smith (Spoke Magazine Founder and Publisher). Read this and tell me it doesn’t tickle your fancy. New Zealand bound perhaps? ON A MISSION IN MOKIHINUI REVIVING GHOSTS OF A TRAIL PAST Abandoned trails make for the best mountain biking. The older, the better.…

Global Travel and Global Environmentalism

In the latest issue of Spoke Magazine 2FLAT writer Seb Kemp has a few choice articles in their ‘Destinations’ issue. First among them is his essay on relationship between global recreation and oil supply. We have include the words below for you to enjoy but we urge you to find a print copy or download…

TUMBLR

2FLAT have a Tumblr account now. Check out what inspires us, what aesthetic we aspire to and the morsels in our digital photographic scrapbook. 2FLAT

MOVIE WEEK ON NSMB.COM

Part of the content strategy that we have created for NSMB.com is to make the content have more of a magazine feel. NSMB.com readers are generally of a more mature nature and probably grew up in a time when magazines, newspapers and books were kings. These readers often appreciate a more considered approach to the…

BEND, OREGON

THE FOLLOWING APPEARED ON WWW.BIKEMAG.COM ON MAY 16TH, 2011. Bend, Oregon Big Beds, Beers and the Characters of Cyclone City Seb Kemp It’s dark and there is no discernible landmarks to show where we are except the sign from the highway which states proudly we are entering Bend, Oregon. Bison, BC is playing loudly on…

Enduro Week

We recently worked on a series of enduro racing articles that covered what it means, what are the top races, globally and locally, and interviews with some of the top racers and people involved with the format. Here is the round-up of the articles which appeared between 24-27th January 2012 on NSMB.com Intro to the…

Even Jesus didn’t get two covers

The Bike Mag BIBLE of Bike Tests issue hit the shelves over the last few weeks. The BIBLE isn’t just an issue of reviews. It isn’t even just a yearly round up of some bikes and parts. It is certainly not a compilation of information taken from the catalogues of bike brands like EVERY other…

News Of The Tweet

It seems as though I’m going to have to do some search engine optimization with my weekly News Of The Tweet feature. When I typed ‘news of the tweet’ into Google my feature came up seven places down. Strangely it came behind a story about a football player who had a cold but is getting…

Booth babes: Yay! or Nay?

[This story also appears on NSMB.com and contains a copy of my Whistler Diaries column called ‘Worthless Wankers’ that appeared in issue 113 of Dirt Magazine.]  Each September a small cabal of NSMB newsroom hacks head off to Las Vegas with camera and pen in hand, ready to report on the latest and greatest in high…

HEY NEIGHBOUR!

The future is here. Words aren’t dead but in a changing media landscape they may have to be integrated with moving pictures. The writer’s place isn’t diminishing it is expanding. Stories still matter. This is the first episode of the Hey Neighbour! series which I have been working on. When I moved to the North…

California

The US of A is a pretty demonized place. Sure, the country has a history of questionable foreign policy and domestic government policy may seem very skewed when looked from an individuals perspective, but please let’s not go there today. We could all sit around drunk and stoned ruminating on these topics and many more…

Surprisingly framed for crimes committed

Last week I was remarkably surprised to be the daily lotto prize winner in the PinkBike Photo Of The Day sweepstakes. You don’t get sent a framed picture of your POD. You do, however, get a framed picture if you shoot or appear in a cover shot that appears on an issue of Bike Magazine.

MORE HALF BAKED IDEAS

Here is another piece I have been sort of working on for a year now. I pitched the idea to Dirt Magazine that they should publish a discussion piece on how social media networks, blogs, etc are changing how athletes and bike brands market themselves. What I have achieved so far is write what could…

Not so busy two weeks

It has been busy and not so busy recently. In between riding the heck out of the amazing two week stretch of unbroken blue bird days and heroic riding conditions, I have managed to scribble a few bits and bobs for a bunch of web based media. First up was the coaching critique I wrote…

NEPALESE DIARIES

I have a bit of an enforced media amnesty happening about my Big Mountains Adventure to Nepal last month. I hope to have that cleared up soon enough but for now here is an excerpt from my diary in Nepal. It contains nothing groundbreaking, but you know that already if you have checked this blog…

HOW NOT TO…

It all started with a Tweet. Isn’t the information super highway so wonderful even though it isn’t a highway, not even a super one anymore. It’s something a lot less Smokie and the Bandit and something quite remarkably immersive. As recent as ten years ago I remember being told about a web that would allow…

THE DON’TS OF TRAVEL

This is a photo of the carpet in Delhi Airport cattle holding zone. I stared at this for way too long. Read below to find out why in my three Don’ts of Travel. Avoid Air China at all costs. The global travel industry is projected to grow exponentially in the next twenty years, turning the…

CANE CREEK VISIT

Whilst in North Carolina recently we had the chance to visit the Cane Creek headquarters. Vernon Felton crafted a few words for the Bike Magazine website that you can read HERE. Vernon is a much much better writer than me so I’ll leave the words to him and instead post a few photos from the…

Seb Kemp has a two foot penis: The book

I have written some weird shit before, but nothing as far out as Chris Dolley in his Magical Crimes book. Here is the synopsis: Magical Crimes is a fun CSI with magic and ‘a little something else’ novelette. The little something else being two foot long and lurking in the hero’s trousers. But don’t worry, the…

SWISSCHEESERLAND

Just back from two and a half weeks in Switzerland (with a day in Italy and France each) working with Big Mountain Adventures (www.ridebig.com). I could write a book on the stories and tales from that short trip but I’m going to save them and maybe one day write a least seller about it, instead…

Big Content Day

Some days work that you have worked on months prior just magically pops up when the editors decide the time is right. It can sometimes be frustrating to be waiting and waiting for stuff to go up when you work hard to get it to them on time only for it to be stalled up…

TRAVEL GENTLY

Travel is the very best part of mountain biking. A bike is a vehicle, and a vehicle is a device for travel. A bike is not a shiny status symbol, or a false god to worship, or even the topic of a new forum thread. It is a utilitarian vehicle. The most efficient machine man…

FOLKLORE IN ÅRE

The Swedish have a long tradition of spirits, elves, trolls, magical creatures, folklore,  legends, and fairy tales. And I believe in them because I think there must of been a little magic to save me that day. Maybe some guiding mountain spirit caught my fall, protected my body, and guided me to safety. I don’t…

CRASH BANG WALLOP!

It was over before it had even begun. One moment the trail was my plaything and the next moment I was a rag doll being tossed about by the trail.   It was just one of those things. It couldn’t have been helped. No rider error, no mechanical meltdown to blame, just a one in…

CHEDDAR

A couple of photos taken from last night’s ride. I’ve been trying to stay off the bike for a while and just get a bit unfit but now I’m all rested and the summer is coming again I felt it was time to see if I could still pop a wheelie. I took in some…

JAMROCK REVISITED

Whilst uber procrastinating from work today I stumbled across this video from exactly a year ago. It’s good to remember where you were and it helps put the here and now in perspective. Available on VitalMtb or Dirt/Mpora too.

ON THE ROAD A GRANT

I was lucky enough to just spend two weeks on the road with sharp shooter Grant Robinson. Actually I say sharp shooter but Grant loves his arty blur shots, and to be honest, when I see how he does it so well then I like it too. We aren’t sure but we think I took…

THREE MONTHS OR THREE WEEKS

Well, it’s been a very tiring few weeks, or was it months. I haven’t slept in the same bed for more than a short while for months. 2011 has been a busy year of travel and not matter how much fun it is, it doesn’t stop you getting exhausted. I got back to my father’s…

RANDOM ROAD

I’m currently on the road to Fort William for the World Cup. To break up the journey photographer Grant Robinson and I are cruising the roads of UK gathering content and having some good times. Here are some nonsense photos of the nonsense.