Warning: This isn’t a regular interview. It has been heavily edited but still contains sexual references and swearing. Scott Bedford. Some of you will have met this sexual tornado, others may of heard his name, and some may of seen his dick penetrating a girl. Coming out of Taranaki but coming into whatever he can lay his hands on. He is fixture on the bicycle riding scene in New Zealand, but he may take his riding to new levels if he can get his big break.
[This interview was conducted one night over FaceChat, hence the spelling and grammar being a little out]
Lit up like the set of a porno, Beddy in action...on the bike
Seb
Soooo Beddy? Scott Bedford.
What’s up Seb.
Seb
Name your claims to fame.
Getting naked on stage with a stripper in some dodgy town in Mexico and
Doing massive whips on bikes.
Seb
And….any video parts?
Starred in a few infamous porn movies.
Seb
A few? I only knew of one.
Still yet to be released. Yeah the others will be in stores soon
Seb
One particular video made the rounds of the whole World Cup DH circuit I hear.
Tell us the story of that one.
Well I wanted to show a friend (Edward Masters) so I sent the video to him and that’s the last I had anything to do with it. He sent it to everyone all over NZ then Wyn (Masters) and Brooke (Macdonald) showed everyone overseas. I think everyone was real impressed with the results.
Seb
Whose sister was it?
Scott
Danny Harts. Nah, kidding. No ones sister.
Seb
Did she know that she is infamous on the web?
Or should i say does her mum and dad know?
Yeah she does. Everyone at her school has seen it. Nah they don’t.
Seb
So you think you can make a career from porn?
Yup I sure do Seb.
Seb
So how are you going go about that? Move to Cali and bang plastic titties or just keep going with mobile phone home porn?
Yeah going to move overseas in the states somewhere and get started.
Seb
So who would you most like to bang? Firstly, famous porn star.
Second, famous person?
Thirdly, someone you know?
Pornstar would be Nina Hartly. Famous person would be Molly Cyruss and 3rd 1 would be you Seb I would like to bang you.
Seb
You are a freak. How about whose mum would you most like to bang?
Thanks, it’s good to be different. What’s your mum doing these days?
Seb
Ok, anyones mum but mine?
Cameron Osbornes mum.
Seb
Favourite sex position?
Standing with the chick sitting on a table or bench with her legs on my shoulders
Seb
Do you have any special moves? Like a signature move or trick?
Nah I don’t I just like to put it in any way I can do it.
Seb
What about finishing move?
I like to shot my load in the girls eye.
Seb
Is that so she cant see you uploading the video to Eddie?
No chicks like the feeling of cum on their eye actually.
Seb
Oh that must be why all my girlfriends never feel satisfied. Thanks for the advice. I’ll try that next time…I’m banging your mum!
So do you have any famous pornstar heroes?
Yeah I look up to Rocco Sifreddi
Seb
Why rocco?
He the man bro!
Have you seen him in action?
He bangs so much girls all at the same time.
Seb
Hang on I’ll search out a good video online of him and give you my opinion. Unless you have him on speed knuckle dial?
Nah I don’t.
Seb
Dude I just searched Nina Hartley dude, she’s old as!!!
Seb
So if your became a famous porn dude with tonnes of cash, what would you spend it on?
Traveling the world riding my bike everywhere.
Seb
Ok professional hazard of the job. How long be it be until your dick feel off or got rubbed out? Or do you think there’s exercises or surgery for that kind of problem?
It wont come of boy it’s solid!
Seb
How many chicks do you think you would have to or could bang a day?
I’d say 23.
Seb
Damn dude I cant even fit 23 hours in a day
Yea I’m the man bro
Seb
Right that about wraps things up. Anything else you want to add?
Sweet thanks. Yeah any producers/directors out there reading this and looking for a good new star for their movies I’m looking for work and can start whenever. Just let Seb know and he will give you my contact details cheers.
Would you let your mother meet this ugly mug? (note: this is not facial herpes, it is the result of drinking and shredding)
That Ladies and Gentlemen, was Scott Bedford. He will be touring New Zealand following the Raboplus NZ MTB DH Series in Feb. Watch out for the guy roosting about and drifting loose as. Also watch out for your girlfriends, sisters, or mothers…
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