THE SCOTT BEDFORD INTERVIEW

Warning: This isn’t a regular interview. It has been heavily edited but still contains sexual references and swearing. Scott Bedford. Some of you will have met this sexual tornado, others may of heard his name, and some may of seen his dick penetrating a girl. Coming out of Taranaki but coming into whatever he can lay his hands on. He is fixture on the bicycle riding scene in New Zealand, but he may take his riding to new levels if he can get his big break.

[This interview was conducted one night over FaceChat, hence the spelling and grammar being a little out]

Lit up like the set of a porno, Beddy in action...on the bike

 

Seb

Soooo Beddy? Scott Bedford.

Scott 

What’s up Seb.

Seb

Name your claims to fame.

Scott 

Getting naked on stage with a stripper in some dodgy town in Mexico and

Doing massive whips on bikes.

Seb

And….any video parts?

Scott 

Starred in a few infamous porn movies.

Seb

A few? I only knew of one.

Scott 

Still yet to be released. Yeah the others will be in stores soon

Seb

One particular video made the rounds of the whole World Cup DH circuit I hear.

Tell us the story of that one.

Scott 

Well I wanted to show a friend (Edward Masters) so I sent the video to him and that’s the last I had anything to do with it. He sent it to everyone all over NZ then Wyn (Masters) and Brooke (Macdonald) showed everyone overseas. I think everyone was real impressed with the results.

Seb

Whose sister was it?

 Scott

  Danny Harts. Nah, kidding. No ones sister.

Seb

Did she know that she is infamous on the web?

Or should i say does her mum and dad know?

Scott 

Yeah she does. Everyone at her school has seen it. Nah they don’t.

Seb

So you think you can make a career from porn?

Scott 

Yup I sure do Seb.

Seb

So how are you going go about that? Move to Cali and bang plastic titties or just keep going with mobile phone home porn?

Scott 

Yeah going to move overseas in the states somewhere and get started.

Seb

So who would you most like to bang? Firstly, famous porn star.

Second, famous person?

Thirdly, someone you know?

Scott 

Pornstar would be Nina Hartly. Famous person would be Molly Cyruss and 3rd 1 would be you Seb I would like to bang you.

Seb

You are a freak. How about whose mum would you most like to bang?

Scott 

Thanks, it’s good to be different. What’s your mum doing these days?

Seb

Ok, anyones mum but mine?

Scott 

Cameron Osbornes mum.

Seb

Favourite sex position?

Scott

Standing with the chick sitting on a table or bench with her legs on my shoulders

Seb

Do you have any special moves? Like a signature move or trick?

Scott

Nah I don’t I just like to put it in any way I can do it.

Seb

What about finishing move?

Scott

I like to shot my load in the girls eye.

Seb

Is that so she cant see you uploading the video to Eddie?

Scott

No chicks like the feeling of cum on their eye actually.

Seb

Oh that must be why all my girlfriends never feel satisfied. Thanks for the advice. I’ll try that next time…I’m banging your mum!

So do you have any famous pornstar heroes?

Scott

Yeah I look up to Rocco Sifreddi

Seb

Why rocco?

Scott

He the man bro!

Have you seen him in action?

He bangs so much girls all at the same time.

Seb

Hang on I’ll search out a good video online of him and give you my opinion. Unless you have him on speed knuckle dial?

Scott

Nah I don’t.

Seb

Dude I just searched Nina Hartley dude, she’s old as!!!

Seb

So if your became a famous porn dude with tonnes of cash, what would you spend it on?

Scott

Traveling the world riding my bike everywhere.

Seb

Ok professional hazard of the job. How long be it be until your dick feel off or got rubbed out? Or do you think there’s exercises or surgery for that kind of problem?

Scott

It wont come of boy it’s solid!

Seb

How many chicks do you think you would have to or could bang a day?

Scott

I’d say 23.

Seb

Damn dude I cant even fit 23 hours in a day

Scott

Yea I’m the man bro

Seb

Right that about wraps things up. Anything else you want to add?

Scott

Sweet thanks. Yeah any producers/directors out there reading this and looking for a good new star for their movies I’m looking for work and can start whenever. Just let Seb know and he will give you my contact details cheers.

Would you let your mother meet this ugly mug? (note: this is not facial herpes, it is the result of drinking and shredding)

That Ladies and Gentlemen, was Scott Bedford. He will be touring New Zealand following the Raboplus NZ MTB DH Series in Feb. Watch out for the guy roosting about and drifting loose as. Also watch out for your girlfriends, sisters, or mothers…

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